Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Plan for Earth Day

  1. Get in an SUV or old truck.
  2. Add bumper stickers like: PETA: People for Eating Tasty Animals.
  3. Go to Oregon.
  4. Find an environmentalist rally.
  5. Put dry ice in exhaust pipe.
  6. Proceed to drive through rally.
  7. Use broom to bat off angered environmentalists.
  8. Repeat at as many rallies until content and/or after environmentalists dismantle your vehicle.

3 comments:

  1. That might cause a blown top or two!

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  2. Are you aware that you are crazy funny? Oh. well now you are. Though I disagree with your views, you're still pretty much hillarious. See you in debate XD

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  3. Because I can't edit it without it being at the top of my blog, I am going to add something.
    A)I would never do this.
    B)It is no more than a joke.
    C)There is no serious content in this post.
    This disclaimer is complete!

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